A Prayer

Dear God,

Thankyou for Telstra. Thankyou that their mobile phone system has not been working all afternoon. I thankyou for Sol.

I also thankyou for John Howard. Thankyou that he has ripped all money out of the university. Thankyou that my experiment tank is 2 months late. Thankyou that it leaks out of every single bolt. Thankyou that I have to fix it myself.

Please help me to forgive these people as you have forgiven me.

Amen.